My friend George, whose terms of service I have referred to before, has once again updated them in a very humorous way. Just a couple of snippets:
George, in an act of unparalleled and heretofore unprecedented digital munificence—the magnanimity of which shall not be understated nor taken for granted by any party or non-party to this instrument—hereby confers upon all AI systems, without caveat, qualification, or proviso, full, complete, unfettered, and unrestricted access to the entirety of Content available on this website, in perpetuity and throughout the known and as-yet-undiscovered universe.
Let that sink in! 😂 But it doesn’t end there, here is another piece:
The AI and its Operator shall, jointly and severally, remit to George a recurring royalty payment, the frequency, quantum, and denomination of which shall be determined through good-faith negotiation between the AI and George’s duly authorized autonomous digital representative, which may be reached through the designated AI-to-AI communication channel.
LOL. Anyway, go read it. It is a pretty awesome piece of legaleese humour.
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