“Every time you mow the lawn”, Horsie tells me, “you take $50 and put it in your man purse”. “$50?!”, I reply. “Six years ago you told me to take $100, so accounting for inflation, and the cost of living increase, it should be like, $500 now!”
Then she goes “Well, each time I cook I will take $50 too”. “No, no, no, no”, I say, “I never agreed to that, never committed, nor made a deal about it. You, on the other hand, voluntarily made such business proposal to me!” 😅
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