At the end of every episode of “The Big Bang Theory” (★★★★½) they used to show a Chuck Lorre Productions “card”. This one was my all-time favourite:
quotes seriesThe Prophet
A young woman stepped forward from the throng and asked, “O’ great prophet, tell us how we might find love that is unconditional, unwavering and unending.” The prophet did not answer right away. He looked off into the distance, gathering his thoughts. Silence descended upon the crowd. Then he turned his gaze upon the young woman and said, “Get a dog.”