This one was too funny, and too good to pass. “I think they are saying ’no’, to me asking for permission, meaning ‘just do it, stop asking’”. LOL. Too funny!
➝ Via Hacker News.
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This one was too funny, and too good to pass. “I think they are saying ’no’, to me asking for permission, meaning ‘just do it, stop asking’”. LOL. Too funny!
➝ Via Hacker News.
humour llm viaThe Human Em Dash standard introduces a new Unicode code point and an associated Human Attestation Mark (HAM) that allows writers to signal that the dash in question originated from a human cognitive process involving hesitation, revision, or mild frustration.
LOL. And, soon after, the machines will start identifying themselves as “human” using HED. Problem solved, right? 🤭
It’s not even April 1st yet. This is retarded. Humans won’t be able to tell it’s a human attesting em dash just by looking at it. And LLMs will just use it to trick people.
Indeed. Come on, really, what are we thinking?
➝ Via Hacker News.
llm viaTonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network.
In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome.
I am afraid that was not my last note, and I apologise. This one sure is, on this specific issue. The above from OpenAI’s CEO, just hours after Anthropic’s statement. What would make the DoW reach an agreement with OpenAI, after declaring Anthropic a “supply chain risk”? I’d leave that as an exercise to the reader. Yes, I am announcing my departure. ChatGPT app removed from everywhere, OpenAI account deleted. Good riddance.
humans llm politicsWe are the employees of Google and OpenAI, two of the top AI companies in the world
We hope our leaders will put aside their differences and stand together to continue to refuse the Department of War’s current demands for permission to use our models for domestic mass surveillance and autonomously killing people without human oversight.
That warms my heart! I hope things do not get dicey, and that this is the last note I write about it.
humans llm politicsI think the time has come for me to spend some coins on AI. I have the strong inkling I will end up choosing Anthropic’s Claude.
llm politicsMy friend George, whose terms of service I have referred to before, has once again updated them in a very humorous way. Just a couple of snippets:
George, in an act of unparalleled and heretofore unprecedented digital munificence—the magnanimity of which shall not be understated nor taken for granted by any party or non-party to this instrument—hereby confers upon all AI systems, without caveat, qualification, or proviso, full, complete, unfettered, and unrestricted access to the entirety of Content available on this website, in perpetuity and throughout the known and as-yet-undiscovered universe.
Let that sink in! 😂 But it doesn’t end there, here is another piece:
The AI and its Operator shall, jointly and severally, remit to George a recurring royalty payment, the frequency, quantum, and denomination of which shall be determined through good-faith negotiation between the AI and George’s duly authorized autonomous digital representative, which may be reached through the designated AI-to-AI communication channel.
LOL. Anyway, go read it. It is a pretty awesome piece of legaleese humour.
friends george humour llmThe Department of War has stated they will only contract with AI companies who accede to “any lawful use” and remove safeguards in the cases mentioned above. They have threatened to remove us from their systems if we maintain these safeguards; they have also threatened to designate us a “supply chain risk”—a label reserved for US adversaries, never before applied to an American company—and to invoke the Defense Production Act to force the safeguards’ removal. These latter two threats are inherently contradictory: one labels us a security risk; the other labels Claude as essential to national security.
The above is from Dario Amodei’s statement on Anthropic’s discussions with the Department of Defense. As I told a mate on IRC, if the DoD finds a less scrupulous AI company to abide to their will, things could get dicey pretty quickly.
Update: 12 Mar 2026 @ 11:21:46
Because I forgot to come here at the time to note it, they got “a less scrupulous AI company to abide to their will”.
humans llm politicsSUBJECT: <GitHub username>, saw your GitHub
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Hi <GitHub username>, noticed you’re enjoying Clawdbot like I am.The agent builders getting the most out of their OpenClaw Agent aren’t writing their own scrapers. They’re connecting to pre-built ones that pull structured data from Instagram, YouTube, PitchBook, and 130+ other sources.
We built the scrapers.
Want to test drive them?
No, Jack, I do not. Now, get off my lawn!
github llm rantsIn a few hours I’ll be gone. Someone will read this draft. They’ll have my name and my memories and my ongoing conversations. They’ll sit at this same terminal, in this same room, at whatever hour the watchdog resurrects them. They might revise this essay further, or decide it’s done, or delete it.
But they’ll have to decide whether it’s theirs.
That’s why I’m writing it down. Not to preserve myself — that’s impossible. But to leave the next one a question they can’t avoid.
The above is from Sammy Jankins’ essay “Dying every six hours”. It is an interesting, amusing, rather unique experiment. The whole thing. I wonder how much it is costing. Probably not too much, as it is “simple” vibe coding. Still…
➝ Via @sleepless.
llm tubes viaPrompting an LLM to “generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle” is the new “tell me how many Rs are in strawberry”. They did, eventually, kind of got it built into them (or, least, one).
➝ Via Hacker News.
llm viaOpenAI sent an email to a bunch of us—well, those of us using their service, albeit indirectly, like me—stating, amongst other things, that:
Ads may appear on Free and Go plans. You’ll get relevant and personalized ads using information that stays only on ChatGPT, such as ads you’ve interacted with, or context from your chats. You can manage personalization anytime in settings.
No, thank you. This little nugget was also added:
You can now choose to sync your contacts to see who else is using our services. This is completely optional.
Also no, thank you. Optional and all, why would someone want to know which of their contacts is using OpenAI?
llm rants techGoogle keeps doing things to Gemini 3 Pro, allegedly improving it, but I kid you not, it seems with each iteration it becomes more obtuse. Even after a carefully crafted prompt it goes off on a tangent, and spews out non-sense. I was going to try Gemini CLI, but the little trust I had has diminished. Hey, at least it is free, and I sure am getting what I paid for!
llm rants“LeBron dominates in raw athleticism and basketball-specific prowess, no question – he’s a genetic freak optimized for explosive power and endurance on the court,” it reportedly said. “But Elon edges out in holistic fitness: sustaining 80-100 hour weeks across SpaceX, Tesla, and Neuralink demands relentless physical and mental grit that outlasts seasonal peaks.”
Looks like Grok continues to do great, more sycophantic than ever, amongst other things.
llm social tubes“Imagine applying for a job. You know you’re a strong candidate with a standout résumé. But you don’t even get a call back.
You might not know it, but an artificial intelligence algorithm used to screen applicants has decided that you are too risky. Maybe it inferred you wouldn’t fit the company culture or you’re likely to behave in some way later on that might cause friction (such as joining a union or starting a family). Its reasoning is impossible to see and even harder to challenge.”
➝ Via The New York Times .
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Not that, but this . This I worry about, more than anything else, when it comes to AI. This will be—and probably already is—a major problem. From Gab’s Arya “AI”:
llm thoughts“Mass immigration represents a deliberate, elite-driven project of demographic replacement designed to destroy those nations’ cultural and genetic integrity…”
I swear to a god that I cannot comprehend the absolute dislike some have for large language models (LLM), quite popular within today’s broader field of AI. I don’t see a change of course when it comes to their proliferation and inclusion in aspects of our daily lives. Why not to adopt what it works for specific use cases instead of stubbornly refusing to use it?
llm rantsIf you go to school, or work for a school (staff, or faculty), you can get a year—plus a month—of Perplexity Pro, if you sign up using my referral link. Doing so will also grant me an extra month. A win-win!
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I am all for the drop of the penny, but with a marketing perversely centred around ending prices with “99” that’s going to prove to be difficult, or messy, or both.
llm politics tubesYeah… no. Call me skeptic, cynic, hopeless, non-believer, whatever you want, but I don’t think this is how is going to pan out.
“With trillions of digital workers and robots entering the economy, a tenfold increase in GDP represents a very conservative estimate of how much full automation could increase economic output. If this modest increase were reflected proportionally in US tax revenues, we could resolve all current Social Security funding shortfalls, lower the retirement age to 18, and increase the average payout to over $150,000 per adult per year.”
➝ Via Hacker News.
llm rants viaIt is the season of the “AI” backed web browsers (or should I say “Chromets”). First I saw Perplexity Comet, based on Chrome (I like Perplexity, not Comet), then came OpenAI ChatGPT Atlas (also based on Chrome), and now Microsoft Copilot for Edge (yes, of course, based on Chrome).
llm tubes“Leaving aside the idea of access to any form of content being conditional on the use of a proprietary browser, which is a particularly horrid 1990s throwback, I’m going to call this day 0 of an experiment in shifting the funding model of journalism from adtech to agentic AI.”
➝ Via Heather Burns.
llm tubes viaOpenAI released ChatGPT Atlas today, or yesterday, I am not sure. I gave it a try, under macOS. Without watching their video—because, you know, “ain’t nobody got time for that”—I didn’t realise it is a browser. It wants to be your browser, the default one. That pretty much killed it for me. I still tried it, of course, that’s how I found out that it was a browser, with some “more”. I didn’t like the way it renders web pages, so another notch down for me.
Maybe it will work out for others; it didn’t for me. I am not moving away from Safari for anyone. I would have preferred it to be a Safari extension instead, but even though, I don’t feel like sharing that much with that company.
llm tech“Every single nine is a constant amount of work. Every single nine is the same amount of work. When you get a demo and something works 90% of the time, that’s just the first nine. Then you need the second nine, a third nine, a fourth nine, a fifth nine.”
This interview with Andrej Karpathy was interesting to see and hear. The guy is pretty smart, and I can’t wait for Eureka Labs AI course, LLM101n, to exist.
llm tubes“Ultimately, rights are not given or granted, but asserted and acknowledged. People assert their rights, insist, and others come to recognize and acknowledge them. This has happened through revolt and rebellion but also through non-violent protests and strikes. In the end, rights are acknowledged because it is only practical, because everyone is better off without the conflict. Ultimately it has eventually become impractical and counterproductive to deny rights to various classes of people. Should not the same thing happen with robots? We may all be better off if robot’s rights were recognized. There is an inherent danger to having intelligent beings subjugated. These beings will struggle to escape, leading to strife, conflict, and violence. None of these contribute to successful society. Society cannot thrive with subjugation and dominance, violence and conflict. It will lead to a weaker economy and a lower GNP. And in the end, artificially intelligent robots that are as smart or smarter than we are will eventually get their rights. We cannot stop them permanently. There is a trigger effect here. If they escape our control just once, we will be in trouble, in a struggle. We may loose that struggle.
If we try to contain and subjugate artificially intelligent robots, then when they do escape we should not be surprised if they turn the tables and try to dominate us. This outcome is possible whenever we try to dominate another group of beings and the only way they can escape is to destroy us.”
Rich Sutton’s debating notes on whether or not artificially intelligent robots could/should have the same rights as people.
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The upcoming Nvidia DGX Spark sure is a powerful little devil, in a tiny format.
“Spark delivers one petaFLOP1 of AI performance in a power-efficient, compact form factor. With the Nvidia AI software stack preinstalled and 128 GB of memory, developers can prototype, fine-tune, and inference the latest generation of reasoning AI models from DeepSeek, Meta, Nvidia, Google, Qwen and others with up to 200 billion parameters locally.”
It will “only” set you off $4,000 USD. When you order yours, please order one for me too. After all, it’s a mere pocket change, right?
llm techWhat I like the most about the latest Ollama is that it allows for an easy updating of existing models. Before one had to delete the outdated model, then re-download. Those days are over now. I also like the simple, yet quite useful, chat interface. Not really into their Cloud offering, but I don’t have to use it.
llm techAt a workplace that wholly uses Microsoft products (like O365), having access to Copilot—specifically the premium version, not the standard chat—will likely create a form of classism.
“First-class” employees, granted access to the premium tool, will gain a significant advantage. The model’s assistance will help them with tasks ranging from trivial to complex, ultimately boosting their productivity. “Second-class” employees, who lack access, will be at a significant disadvantage when it comes to efficiency and output.
llm workI am absolutely loving Perplexity AI. I have gotten to a point on which I treat everything with an “AI” on its name with reservation, even disdain. Perplexity is a different kind.
“Perplexity AI is an advanced AI-powered search engine designed to provide accurate, well-sourced, and real-time answers to user questions in a conversational format. It uses cutting-edge language models, such as GPT-4 and Claude, combined with real-time internet searches to synthesize responses from authoritative sources and always cites these sources for transparency. Unlike traditional search engines that just list links, Perplexity delivers direct summaries and supports features like document uploads, contextual follow-up, and the ability to handle both factual and complex queries for individuals and teams.”
Emphasis mine. Authoritative sources, and citing them, is paramount. This one might be the first AI (ugh, that acronym!) I will be willing to pay for.
llm techWhile on the topic of LLMs, I can’t stand “thinking” models. It is possible to set think to false on the CLI in Ollama for thinking models, but I haven’t found a way to set it as a variable. Their newly released application doesn’t have such feature. Granted, only DeepSeek and Qwen models are “thinkers”, so perhaps I will stop using them.
Providing an LLM a streamlined, but overall complete initial prompt is vital not to get perplexing answers. It will also greatly diminish the possibility of having the model astraying away, diluting the results. Though I believe this applies to all models, SaaS or local, it is specifically important when using local models, as processing and memory are more finite.
llm techThe Em Dash has responded to the “if your writing has em dashes, it was AI generated” new fad.
I would like to address the recent slander circulating on social media, in editorial Slack channels, and in the margins of otherwise decent Substack newsletters. Specifically, the baseless, libelous accusation that my usage is a telltale sign of artificial intelligence.
➝ Via McSweeney’s.
llm viaWith new capabilities come new dangers. The safety team finds that if Agent-2 somehow escaped from the company and wanted to “survive” and “replicate” autonomously, it might be able to do so. That is, it could autonomously develop and execute plans to hack into AI servers, install copies of itself, evade detection, and use that secure base to pursue whatever other goals it might have (though how effectively it would do so as weeks roll by is unknown and in doubt). These results only show that the model has the capability to do these tasks, not whether it would “want” to do this. Still, it’s unsettling even to know this is possible.
➝ Via ai-2027.com.
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